Let me just tell you about one of my "blonde moments" that happened a few years back.
My husband and I were driving down the road when we saw this sign...
Sean pointed it out to me and said I should call the number for a manicure. I was like, oh awesome! Free manicures! Then quickly started dialing the number on my cell phone.
It rang and rang until it went to voicemail.
The voicemail was a man saying he'd gone fishing and to leave a message. I thought it was a little strange so I just hung up.
The next day I decided to call again.
Still no answer.
So I thought, oh well, I'll just leave a message. This is what I said:
"Hi my name is Crystal and I'm calling about your free manicures. Give me a call back when you get a chance, here's my number $#@^%!#^"
Later that day I recieved a phone call from a man. He was laughing as he said, "Hi, is this Crystal"?
Me: Yes, this is Crystal.
Man on phone (still laughing): Hi Crystal, I'm returning your call about the manicures.
Me (a little confused): Oh... uh yah, okay. Well I was wondering if I could make an appointment.
Man on phone: hahahahahah, well I'm sorry, I can't give you a manicure, but I've got plenty of "MANURE" for ya.
Me (feeling unbelievably stupid): Oh, haha...
oops, hee hee...
guess I read the sign wrong didn't I...
Sean got the biggest kick out of this whole thing. He loves to play tricks on me and is the best at holding a straight face. So he just sat back and watched as I made a complete fool of myself.
Makes for a pretty good story though :)